2023-03-22 Q’d by Vegemite

Q: Vegemite
PAX: French Lick, HGTV, Hermes, FLINTstone, Hallmark, Oofda, Dowry, Trickle, Wah Wah, Astro, Spayed, Term Paper, Vegemite, Jigglypuff
PAX (not in Slack): Yogi, Voltron, Bubba
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17

Uggghhh!!!
Yogi had the Q but this HIM is not on Slack.  YHC showed up 9 minutes late due to the 🐶. The PAX was finishing a full 1 mile lap all the way up to Tryon and around the AO that ends with tagging the flag. Rumor was Dowry was first.

Uggghhh!!!
Circle up! Play a game of Yogi guessing the PAX name (10-25% success) and then the PAX calling an exercise, no repeats, 25 reps. Flintstone called Burpees and everyone did all 25 with perfect form.

Uggghhh!!!
Yogi calls for another lap and the PAX take off to Tryon. Last back gets a special prize. Everyone ran like beautiful young gazelles but there were those that were faster and those that were slower. Rumor was Dowry was first.

Uggghhh!!!
Circle up! Oofda and Hermes arrive from the Cleaver. Yogi has prizes. To Dowry, Yogi passed on an award he had previously won, the “biggest heart award” which was a tiny plastic banana on a tiny trophy stand, metaphorically puzzling. For Astro who volunteered to be considered last place, Yogi gave him a not small container of personal lubricant. It was unclear as to whether it was a new or old bottle.  

Yogi ended with a short, very good sermon on the value of F3. He shared how one, out of shape PAX he knows, joined F3, started posting, and has now taken first place in a triathlon. “Can I get an Amen?” PAX responded “AMEN!”

No specific prayers or praises but many silent requests were raised while Yogi took us out.

TY4YL Yogi!!!!! MIAGD!!!

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