PAX: Joe Smith, Hermes, Kitty Litter, Amway, Captain Jack, Grisham, Dowry
PAX (not in Slack): None
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
YHC is nothing if not a man of the people, and when in doubt, give the people what they want. You want taper, you got taper.
Thus commenced 45 minutes of non-stop tapering exercise perfection. Warmups = 10 SSH, then 9 SSH, then 8 SSH, then 7 SSH…you get the idea. Highlights included half the pax BTTW/People’s Chair while the other half do Ring of Fire variants – each and every one dutifully tapered, 20, then 19, then 18 etc. merkins, 2 then 1 double bear crawls around the ring, 20-19-18-etc. wide-grip merkins starting from 6-inch-hold position. A smorgasbord of ingenuity and prowess. HT to @Grisham for his creative interpretations of the straightforwardly-named “double-pump wide grip merkin starting from 6 inch hold”. Long parking lot 3 then 2 then 1 light pole runs, then back to the flag for a tapered Mary. Everything started bigger and got smaller, just as the pax desireth.
Prayers for folks traveling near and far to run places, family communication challenges, and dealing with recurring illness. Take 1 opportunity today to be a leader to someone else, however seemingly small the context; don’t let the pitch go by.
NMS: Best wishes to all this weekend at the BRR, and especially at the @Shipyard Memorial AMBRR Celebrity Race for the Cure.