PAX: Nabisco, Mayflower, Hermes, Joe Smith, Largemouth, Chanticleer, Bagels, Promo, Bing, PickUp
PAX (not in Slack): Grease Monkey
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
Confusion ensued as a feisty group was gathered at the flag this morning, waiting for “Mr AKOA” to be revealed. 0530 strikes and the Q for today steps forward. AKOA Week is upon us. What is AKOA Week? Well, maybe it means something different to everyone.
After a long warmup jog to show everyone the course, we gathered for some exercise demonstrations as we prepared for a morning consisting only of exercises created by certain HIMs of SCary.
We split up into 2 teams. Team 1 did four corners in the big parking lot, consisting of Stifler’s Mom and Stingray Merkins, alternating at each corner, while Team 2 ran the big pickle, Indian run style. Team 2 returned and swapped out with Team 1 (who was clearly slacking off). Repeato 2x.
Then we moved to a different parking lot and stayed together as a group for 4 corners alternating between Astro Jacks and Sledgehammer WWII’s.
Back to the flag for some Cat Scratch Fever, OYO style until time ran out. The scene was likened to a Diddy party. Which of course was a great way to end a morning full of pickles an inappropriate body movements.
“If you roll your ankle, keep going” was the instruction given to us at Uwharrie, and isn’t that a great way to look at life in general. MIAG AKOA Week.