PAX: Amway, Enhancements, Promo, Captain Jack, H G t v, Shipyard, Hoppin’ John, WebMD, Morpheus, Water Wings, Astro, PickUp, Bing, Jigglypuff, Term Paper, Texas Ranger, Oofda, Fruit Loop, Sherpa, Chops, Hermes, Useful Engine, Memento, Dowry
PAX (not in Slack): Sue (boy named)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 25
**Backblast: The Jordan Finals Tribute Workout**
*Date*: April 12, 2025
*Location*: Lochmere Parking Lot
On this fine day in the year of our Lord, 2025, a ruggedly handsome group of HIMS assembled to channel their inner “His Airness.” The workout paid homage to Michael Jordan’s NBA Finals flu performance—a legendary display of grit and determination.
With the silky rhythms of the *Space Jam* soundtrack to keep them in the zone, the men set out on a range of challenges that mirrored Jordan’s versatility:
1. **Shuttle Runs** – For that fast-break speed.
2. **Defensive Drills** – Hustling like MJ in his prime.
3. **Kettlebell Swings** – Building strength like a champ.
4. **Hill Runs** – Pushing through with Jordan-esque resilience.
5. **Rounds of Push-ups, Pull-ups, and Squats** – Because greatness demands reps.
6. **Layup Drills** – Some stayed in their lane; others showboated with long-distance shots.
7. **Final Feat**: A 250-yard car tow of a 2014 Ford Escape – because why not?
It was a performance worthy of the GOAT himself, with camaraderie and effort shining through every exercise.
**Announcements**:
– Check Slack for all the happenings this weekend.
– Haven’t signed up for the picnic? What are you waiting for?
– Highland Games are coming—don your kilts and show up in style!
**Inspirational Note**:
Life is a team sport, and we all need someone to lean on—just like MJ needed Pippen to conquer those legendary moments. Take a moment today to check on someone who might be in crisis or simply someone you haven’t heard from in a while. A small gesture can mean the world. Together, we can lift each other up and keep pushing forward.
**#NeverAlone #BeLegendary**
Great work today, gentlemen. Let’s keep hitting life like MJ hit those clutch shots.