PAX: Sbarro, Yoga Mat, Fruit Loop, Lite Brite, Shipyard
PAX (not in Slack): None
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
Pledge then slow mosey to the front circle for some warmups with questionable counting and flawless South Cary stretches.
Go to circle for warm ups.
Announce that on this day in 2018, the show Gunsmoke was bested.
Cowboy walk to crossroads, 6 merkins at each bench for 6 benches. That’s when the full theme was revealed:
On 4/29/2018, The Simpsons aired its 636th episode, surpassing Gunsmoke to become the longest-running scripted prime-time show.
Simpsons trivia! Get the question right = 6 reps, get it wrong = 36 reps. I think the assembled pax only got one question right 🤦♂️.
1. in the “monkey’s paw” episode, the simpsons find a cursed monkeys paw that grants wishes. Lisa wished for world peace, Bart wished to be rich and famous. What was Homer’s wish?
* A: A sandwich
* Monkey humpers
2. Finish this quote: “Mr. Plow, that’s my name….”
* A: That name again is Mr plow (this was the only question answered correctly)
* Australian snow angels
3. True or false: the following famous people have all been writers on the Simpsons: Judd Apatow, Conan O’Brion, Ricky Gervais, and Seth Rogen
* A: True
* Merkins
4. Who went to “Hollywood Upstairs Medical College”?
* A: Dr Nick Rivera
* Jack webs (1 merkin, 6 hallelujahs, pickle in between)
5. At the beginning of episode 111, Principle Skinner informs Ralph Wiggum that he’s failing English. What does Ralph say?
* A: Me fail English, that’s unpossible
* Balls to the wall until failure
6. Homer created a cocktail that contained a mishmash of ingredients including tequila, crème de menth and cough syrup. What was the cocktail called?
* A: Flaming Homer
* Ring of fire (to 36)
7. Finish this song: “some folks will never eat a skunk, but then again some folks’ll, like….”
* A: Cletus the slackjawed yokel
* Hillbillies
Mary started with Homer to Marge (of course) and then popcorned around.
Announcements: bonfire at Texas rangers house
Love you all