PAX: Oofda, Adjacent, Sbarro, Kitty Litter, Promo, Schnitzel, The Super, Open Concept
PAX (not in Slack): None
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
1 ran for 8 while 5 got set up for a kettlebell Q.
As the clock struck 545am the new Bishop of Rome Pope Leo Sbarro XIV descended from the royal black 4Runner carriage. Great tunes of joy and praise by “The Cathedral Singers” accompanied him to the awestruck dismay of the PAX Cardinals who awaited the beatdown.
The Pope, still shocked that he was selected the night before proclaimed to himself “Every great religious leader must remain in peak physical health to care for their people he is entrusted with!” And with that, kept his promise of the Q sheet as it was written.
Upon arrival he blessed them all with a “Peace be with you” and requested Cardinal Adjacent to lead in stretches while he prepared his pulpit for exercise by removing his cap and gown. Scriptures of Yore were passed about to the Cardinals (repeat workout from Hulkamania) while Christian hymns of Pope Sbarro’s Apple Music entertained the crowd. A late Cardinal quickly joined in although missing the grand greeting but picked up in lock step with the others.
As the hymns ended at 45minutes The Super joined us for a prayer and we collectively broke bread and wine with the PAX of Slippery When Wet. Many of these men were confused and tried to avoid eye contact with his holiness. It’s clear they do not regularly view the scriptures of slack and perhaps are still puzzled as I write this. It is clear, there is much work to be done to spread the good word.
For one final time. Peace be with you, and bless others today.