If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.

It was a bit nipply this morning so it was the perfect time for Clark W. Griswold to come out for a Christmas Vacation Q. While some were out running The Cleaver, we started out as always by saying grace, and then we set out on a quest to find the Griswold family Christmas tree.

After some running around, we finally found it, but the snow was deep so we had to lunge walk our way to it. When we got there, we realized we didn’t bring a saw, so we had to uproot the tree with some Al Gore jump squats. Then we did some Good Mornings to show you where we’re going to put a tree that big. WIth my Christmas bonus, I’m putting in a swimming pool, so we did some Michael Phelps’, and even threw in some South Cary stretches for good measure.

Then it was time to go shopping. We went blousing from storefront to storefront where we met Mary.

After that we had to get ready for our family to arrive, so we ran to a parking lot and it turns out Cousin Eddie showed up in his RV, so we did some Rocket jumps and V-ups around the pickle.

I wanted to try out a new non-nuclear cereal varnish my company is working on, so we found a hill and attempted to set a new saucer sled land speed record.

When we got back, Uncle Louie burned down our tree, and at least it was out of its misery, but we had to cut down a new one with some buzzsaw chillcuts.

It turned out the tree we cut down had a squirrel in it, so we partnered up and did some Catch The Squirrel If You Can, and when your partner caught you he yelled “squirrel!” and smacked the squirrel with some American Hammers.

Despite the many challenges, we ended up having the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with you-know-who.

Remember to not take yourself too seriously as we go through any challenged we are faced with this holiday season. Be a leader in your family and community to remind people what Christmas is really all about–something we seem to get further and further away from each year. We are extremely grateful for this group so let’s continue to share it with other men in our lives.

Merry Christmas to all, and Make It A Great Day!

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Some Carpeckers infiltrated SCary and led secessionists and an FNG in a hilly 12, er maybe 8, Days of Christmas workout. Cot dang, Atterbury Ln is a nasty hill. Great group of men today who put in some work. Welcome FNG Foxworthy! MIAGD. Go USA. Ma Bell out.

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